So devoutly hipster that they don't have a phone—although they probably all have iPhones—or a website—and if they did, it'd probably look like it was made by GeoCities—and a name that almost ensures people have never heard of it unless they've been there. The exterior looks like an invitation to a midnight stabbing, and the inside could be the alcove in which Montressor walls up Fortunato, but there is a late-night Thai noodle shop running out of the bar, making it almost impossible to resist checking out at least once.